Stolen from ~Tokyo-Angel

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"What made your hair so gray? Magic? I can see that you are not old. That was a joke. Say nothing. You've had a fair amount of experience, I dare presume?" The Last Wish- Andrzej Sapkowski

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
no

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
uh........it's been a long time

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
8:07

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:07

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
That fucking rooster

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Went to the library with Kelsey

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Kristen's journal

9. What are you wearing
Jeans and a tshirt. Whoo.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah, already forgotten about what. Been having lots of random dark dreams lately but not exactly nightmares.

11. When did you last laugh?
Last night, about flying African men with steel thighs.

12. What are on the walls you are in?
Lots.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
That's relative. I'm kind of desensitized to "weird"

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It has an ego, apparently

15. What is the last film you saw?
Blair Witch Project, for the first time. Was alright.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A bank account with the Dutch.
</jew> And lots of nice things for Kelsey of course

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Me just happy robot, live on hill of beans.
Bee boop bop.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd link everyone's minds in terms of emotion and feeling. Doing anything to anyone would cause you to feel what you caused them to feel. Thus making killing, stealing, torture, etc highly unappetizing.

19. Do you like to dance?
nope >.>

20. George Bush:
..is gone.
Nicely said Kristin. Now who do we make fun of?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Accident.
(I'm gonna get beat for that xD)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
see 21

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Literally.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
lolhi, gb2Kelsey.

25. Tag people.
Jesus.

If anybody still has me on their watchlist like a holy relic that may mysteriously give birth to a fallen messiah one day, you'll probably be somewhat confused to hear from me again. It's been ages.

Anyways, just wanted to update and say that I'm trying to write a story right now and I'll likely post it here as I flesh it out. Still not 100% sure how to start or anything, just kinda playing around with it right now.

Wrote some random junk in my notebook last night while trying to brainstorm ideas for the story. Technically I could start now and still be writing for at least a week on what I have mapped out, but I don't want to actually start till I'm sure about all the elements of the story and how they connect.

Living with my girlfriend, =Ashlings now so that is fsking awesome and a half. Just need to learn to drive and get a job while I decide what kind of degree I want.

Also, if you want to help me out and try a game I play called Cyber Nations, please click the link. It's a pretty fun nation simulation game where you operate and manage your own nation, join alliances, and go to war. Pretty good way to spend some time and meet people.

So my plot for to end this account equaled epic fail due to girlfriend saying "NO, STFU".
Apparently it has sentimental value. I never really thought of it that way at all.

So, the account stays in a bare-bones state for an indefinite amount of time. Say....whenever dA shuts down due to mass fail.
Also, for the now, fuck you dA for having random 3-second maintenance 6 times while I was going through my stuff.

All watches will be cleared except a very small amount. Nothing personal.
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Edit-Fuck That
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As I was going through my account with a wrecking ball I realized that my girlfriend is right: I am an angsty little bitch. And I'm not bad at it. So there's a slight possibility of perhaps 1/150000 that I may spontaneously begin posting more whiny emo bitch poems and such along with a slew of mind-rotted humor that can only be inspired my dear friend Kyle. You crazy pot-smoking bastard (not really, but you can't tell).
Also, I find all this humorous. Why? Cause I'm up at 4 in the morning and everything is funny right now. Even the bizarre and awkward soft-core porn on the TV that my dad stumbled upon hours earlier.